TAKE MY JOB, PLEASE!! Seriously, who needs one? I mean sure, you won't get paid even though you do more work than most of the hired employees, and yes you'll spend hours highlighting things because your boss did something stupid, but at least you'll have a job! Maybe your parents will stop complaining about you being lazy. And I can find something more interesting that pays.

P.S. DIE IN A FIRE, CLIENT FROM HELL!!!